1 00:00:05,867 --> 00:00:07,110 [Eerie music plays] 2 00:00:07,110 --> 00:00:10,113 [Sinister laughing] 3 00:00:10,113 --> 00:00:13,116 [Raspy breathing] 4 00:00:13,116 --> 00:00:23,264 ♪♪ 5 00:00:23,264 --> 00:00:24,990 [Electricity buzzing] 6 00:00:24,990 --> 00:00:37,209 ♪♪ 7 00:00:37,209 --> 00:00:40,178 [Pen scratching] 8 00:00:40,178 --> 00:01:04,892 ♪♪ 9 00:01:04,892 --> 00:01:08,206 [Raspy breathing] 10 00:01:08,206 --> 00:01:10,656 [Chuckles] 11 00:01:10,656 --> 00:01:15,144 [Sinister laughing] 12 00:01:15,144 --> 00:01:17,146 [Thunder crashes] 13 00:01:17,146 --> 00:02:40,470 ♪♪ 14 00:02:40,470 --> 00:02:43,473 [Shaky breathing] 15 00:02:46,131 --> 00:02:49,272 [Waves crashing] 16 00:02:49,272 --> 00:02:52,275 [Seagulls screeching] 17 00:02:52,275 --> 00:03:00,180 ♪♪ 18 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:03,252 [Pencil scratching] 19 00:03:03,252 --> 00:03:09,292 ♪♪ 20 00:03:09,292 --> 00:03:10,293 [Sniffs] 21 00:03:10,293 --> 00:03:12,537 [Groans] 22 00:03:12,537 --> 00:03:16,196 The good news is... I always land on my feet. 23 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,680 Ugh, foot. 24 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:19,026 [Wheezing laugh] 25 00:03:19,026 --> 00:03:21,028 The age-old question -- 26 00:03:21,028 --> 00:03:24,307 how badly does the patient wanna survive? 27 00:03:24,307 --> 00:03:27,793 [Liquid trickling] 28 00:03:27,793 --> 00:03:29,519 Never give up. 29 00:03:29,519 --> 00:03:31,176 Never surrender. 30 00:03:31,176 --> 00:03:37,078 ♪♪ 31 00:03:37,078 --> 00:03:39,909 [Seagull screeching] 32 00:03:39,909 --> 00:03:42,014 [Grunts, groans] 33 00:03:42,014 --> 00:03:43,740 100... 34 00:03:43,740 --> 00:03:45,466 99... 35 00:03:45,466 --> 00:03:47,227 98... 36 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,400 97... 37 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:51,127 [Screams] 38 00:03:51,127 --> 00:03:53,094 [Seagulls screeching] 39 00:03:53,094 --> 00:03:57,651 [Baby crying] 40 00:03:57,651 --> 00:03:59,653 If I'm to tell the whole truth -- and why not? 41 00:03:59,653 --> 00:04:01,482 I got plenty of time -- 42 00:04:01,482 --> 00:04:05,452 I was born Richard Pinzetti in New York's Little Italy. 43 00:04:05,452 --> 00:04:08,213 All I ever wanted was to be a surgeon. 44 00:04:08,213 --> 00:04:10,733 ♪♪ 45 00:04:10,733 --> 00:04:13,149 My father, an old-world greaseball, 46 00:04:13,149 --> 00:04:16,635 would laugh and tell me to get him another glass of wine. 47 00:04:16,635 --> 00:04:19,880 He died when he was 46, and I was glad. 48 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:21,813 I always had luck on my side, 49 00:04:21,813 --> 00:04:23,987 present circumstances notwithstanding, 50 00:04:23,987 --> 00:04:26,024 but I'm not really worried about that. 51 00:04:26,024 --> 00:04:28,509 As I said, I always land on my feet. 52 00:04:28,509 --> 00:04:30,131 Anyway, a poor kid from the projects 53 00:04:30,131 --> 00:04:32,444 getting to college was no easy task, 54 00:04:32,444 --> 00:04:35,344 so I did what any other able-bodied kid would do. 55 00:04:35,344 --> 00:04:37,173 I played sports. 56 00:04:37,173 --> 00:04:38,381 But let's not forget, 57 00:04:38,381 --> 00:04:39,831 being a surgeon was all I ever wanted, 58 00:04:39,831 --> 00:04:42,109 so I figured a scholarship would get me in the door, 59 00:04:42,109 --> 00:04:44,007 and the world would be my oyster. 60 00:04:44,007 --> 00:04:46,320 And you know what? [Chuckles] 61 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,184 I was good at it. 62 00:04:48,184 --> 00:04:50,842 So I became quarterback, but let's face it. 63 00:04:50,842 --> 00:04:52,257 A doctor's hands are his life, 64 00:04:52,257 --> 00:04:53,810 so I'd wrap them before every game. 65 00:04:53,810 --> 00:04:55,329 Then I'd soak them after. 66 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:56,744 A lot of my teammates would rag on me, 67 00:04:56,744 --> 00:04:58,298 call me chicken shit, 68 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:01,853 mostly this big zit-faced asshole named Howie Plotzsky. 69 00:05:01,853 --> 00:05:04,027 But living on the streets, making connections, 70 00:05:04,027 --> 00:05:05,753 getting to know people, you know, 71 00:05:05,753 --> 00:05:07,755 any asshole knows how to die. 72 00:05:07,755 --> 00:05:09,757 The thing to learn is how to survive. 73 00:05:09,757 --> 00:05:11,414 So I slipped Ricky Buzelli 10 bucks 74 00:05:11,414 --> 00:05:14,555 to make Howie's mouth disappear. 75 00:05:14,555 --> 00:05:16,868 Ricky obliged and brought me three of his teeth 76 00:05:16,868 --> 00:05:18,766 wrapped in a bloody paper towel. 77 00:05:18,766 --> 00:05:20,250 Can you imagine the damage 78 00:05:20,250 --> 00:05:23,253 I could have done to my hands busting his face? 79 00:05:23,253 --> 00:05:24,807 In med school, while the other suckers 80 00:05:24,807 --> 00:05:27,844 were running themselves ragged trying to bone up, 81 00:05:27,844 --> 00:05:29,777 between waiting tables and buffing floors, 82 00:05:29,777 --> 00:05:31,434 I kept the rackets going -- 83 00:05:31,434 --> 00:05:33,505 football pools, baseball pools. 84 00:05:33,505 --> 00:05:35,093 I stayed tight with the old neighborhood 85 00:05:35,093 --> 00:05:37,337 and made it through school just fine. 86 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,546 [Giggles] 87 00:05:39,546 --> 00:05:40,754 I didn't get into pushing 88 00:05:40,754 --> 00:05:42,376 until I was doing my residency. 89 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:44,447 I was working in one of the biggest hospitals 90 00:05:44,447 --> 00:05:45,862 in New York City. 91 00:05:45,862 --> 00:05:48,693 At first, it was prescription blanks. 92 00:05:48,693 --> 00:05:49,866 I'd sell a tablet of 100 93 00:05:49,866 --> 00:05:51,661 to some guys from the neighborhood 94 00:05:51,661 --> 00:05:54,250 along with writing samples of 40 or 50 doctors. 95 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:56,252 Then they'd turn around and sell them for 20 apiece. 96 00:05:56,252 --> 00:06:00,187 Speed freaks and nodders, they loved it. 97 00:06:00,187 --> 00:06:02,776 Speaking of which, 98 00:06:02,776 --> 00:06:05,606 I finally woke up shortly after dark. 99 00:06:05,606 --> 00:06:07,850 Wait, have I mentioned 100 00:06:07,850 --> 00:06:10,508 I haven't had anything to eat in four days? 101 00:06:10,508 --> 00:06:14,443 [Waves crash] 102 00:06:14,443 --> 00:06:18,378 Day fucking three -- haven't seen another soul. 103 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,310 A bunch of stuff washed up over the last few days, 104 00:06:20,310 --> 00:06:22,692 and I've taken what I can, between that and the shit 105 00:06:22,692 --> 00:06:24,798 that I got off the useless lifeboat, 106 00:06:24,798 --> 00:06:26,455 but it could be worse. 107 00:06:26,455 --> 00:06:30,079 At least I'm here, and I'm not her, 108 00:06:30,079 --> 00:06:32,702 poor whoever she was. 109 00:06:32,702 --> 00:06:36,085 Then this gull landed on one of the rocks on the island. 110 00:06:36,085 --> 00:06:38,225 It just stood there looking at me 111 00:06:38,225 --> 00:06:41,193 with its fucking black eyes. 112 00:06:41,193 --> 00:06:42,712 [Seagull caws] 113 00:06:42,712 --> 00:06:44,196 [Whoosh, thud, seagull yelps] 114 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:45,405 Aaah! 115 00:06:49,063 --> 00:06:51,480 [Seagull shrieks] 116 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:52,481 [Crunching] 117 00:06:52,481 --> 00:06:53,482 The sound actually gave me 118 00:06:53,482 --> 00:06:54,655 great satisfaction. 119 00:06:54,655 --> 00:06:56,830 I carried it back to my camp, 120 00:06:56,830 --> 00:06:58,452 and before I even plucked a feather, 121 00:06:58,452 --> 00:07:01,455 I dumped iodine all over the laceration. 122 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:04,424 The last thing I need now is an infection. 123 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,184 No driftwood or vegetation for a fire, 124 00:07:06,184 --> 00:07:10,153 so I guess it's seagull tartare. 125 00:07:10,153 --> 00:07:11,741 ♪♪ 126 00:07:11,741 --> 00:07:13,536 [Squelching] 127 00:07:13,536 --> 00:07:16,366 [Gulping, groaning] 128 00:07:16,366 --> 00:07:18,265 ♪♪ 129 00:07:18,265 --> 00:07:22,442 100, 99... 130 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:26,791 98, 97... 131 00:07:26,791 --> 00:07:29,794 [Grunting, retching] 132 00:07:29,794 --> 00:07:32,969 January 29th, day four. 133 00:07:32,969 --> 00:07:35,316 The only reason to keep Gloria here -- 134 00:07:35,316 --> 00:07:36,973 that's what I call her -- 135 00:07:36,973 --> 00:07:39,320 is that she attracts the gulls. 136 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:40,943 But I don't know how much more I can handle. 137 00:07:40,943 --> 00:07:44,118 Jesus, the stench... 138 00:07:44,118 --> 00:07:46,293 her body baking in the sun. 139 00:07:46,293 --> 00:07:50,055 Found a few things in the suitcase I could use. 140 00:07:50,055 --> 00:07:51,298 Not much else to do, 141 00:07:51,298 --> 00:07:54,197 so I'm gonna keep writing my life's story. 142 00:07:54,197 --> 00:07:56,959 At least it keeps my mind off my stomach. 143 00:07:56,959 --> 00:07:58,961 Well, sort of. 144 00:07:58,961 --> 00:08:00,721 I had enough socked away from my adventures 145 00:08:00,721 --> 00:08:03,241 as an intern and resident that I could've set myself up 146 00:08:03,241 --> 00:08:05,036 in a practice on Park Avenue. 147 00:08:05,036 --> 00:08:07,314 Then Lowenthal gets pinched, 148 00:08:07,314 --> 00:08:08,660 fucking sheep. 149 00:08:08,660 --> 00:08:10,144 They wave five years in front of his face, 150 00:08:10,144 --> 00:08:11,801 and he coughs up half a dozen names, 151 00:08:11,801 --> 00:08:14,114 mine right at the top of the list. 152 00:08:14,114 --> 00:08:16,288 There were a few other deals, including prescription blanks, 153 00:08:16,288 --> 00:08:18,670 which I didn't entirely give up. 154 00:08:18,670 --> 00:08:21,604 It's funny; I didn't really need that stuff anymore, 155 00:08:21,604 --> 00:08:23,364 but it's hard to give up the extra sugar, you know? 156 00:08:23,364 --> 00:08:24,676 So what did I do? 157 00:08:24,676 --> 00:08:26,195 Threw a couple people to the wolves. 158 00:08:26,195 --> 00:08:27,852 Nobody I liked, though. 159 00:08:27,852 --> 00:08:30,440 Everyone I gave to the feds was a real son of a bitch. 160 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:33,098 [Loons calling] 161 00:08:33,098 --> 00:08:36,308 [Stomach rumbling] 162 00:08:36,308 --> 00:08:37,793 Killed another gull today, 163 00:08:37,793 --> 00:08:39,346 same way I killed the first. 164 00:08:39,346 --> 00:08:40,830 [Sighs heavily] 165 00:08:40,830 --> 00:08:43,177 I was beginning to get scared there for a while. 166 00:08:43,177 --> 00:08:45,904 It is strange how you can feel the vitality surge back 167 00:08:45,904 --> 00:08:48,113 when there's something in your stomach. 168 00:08:48,113 --> 00:08:49,874 263... 169 00:08:49,874 --> 00:08:51,910 264... 170 00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:55,569 265. 171 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:57,916 No place like home. 172 00:08:57,916 --> 00:08:59,193 Oh, and did I tell you 173 00:08:59,193 --> 00:09:02,231 I had about $350,000 worth of heroin? 174 00:09:02,231 --> 00:09:03,888 New York street value. 175 00:09:03,888 --> 00:09:07,547 You know what it's worth here? El zilcho. 176 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:11,033 Yeah, sort of funny if you think about it. 177 00:09:11,033 --> 00:09:15,106 ♪ Now look into my eyes and see your face ♪ 178 00:09:15,106 --> 00:09:19,559 I wanted my shingle back, and it was gonna cost me big. 179 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:20,801 I had some money stashed away, 180 00:09:20,801 --> 00:09:22,389 but I decided I'd take a chance, 181 00:09:22,389 --> 00:09:23,942 try and double or triple it. 182 00:09:23,942 --> 00:09:26,911 That's when I went to see Ronnie Hanelli. 183 00:09:26,911 --> 00:09:28,568 Ronnie and I played football together. 184 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:31,087 When his kid brother decided on internal medicine, 185 00:09:31,087 --> 00:09:33,055 I helped him get his residency. 186 00:09:33,055 --> 00:09:35,678 Anything for someone from the block. 187 00:09:35,678 --> 00:09:37,577 He went from neighborhood enforcer to law school, 188 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,924 set up a shop above the Fish Bowl. 189 00:09:39,924 --> 00:09:42,133 I knew Ronnie would have something for me. 190 00:09:42,133 --> 00:09:43,513 "It's dangerous," he said, 191 00:09:43,513 --> 00:09:46,482 "But you always could take care of yourself." 192 00:09:46,482 --> 00:09:49,519 [Plane engine sputtering] 193 00:09:51,004 --> 00:09:53,420 Hey! [Panting] 194 00:09:53,420 --> 00:09:56,423 I'm here! 195 00:09:56,423 --> 00:09:58,805 [Grunting] 196 00:09:58,805 --> 00:10:00,496 [Crunching] 197 00:10:00,496 --> 00:10:02,981 [Screams] 198 00:10:02,981 --> 00:10:10,610 ♪♪ 199 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,612 I flew to Thailand as a tourist. 200 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,717 My Chinese friend had the merchandise, 201 00:10:14,717 --> 00:10:16,305 and I took it to a guy named Ngo 202 00:10:16,305 --> 00:10:18,790 who pronounced it to be very high-grade stuff. 203 00:10:18,790 --> 00:10:21,448 After three weeks, I booked passage to San Francisco 204 00:10:21,448 --> 00:10:23,484 on the cruise ship Monrovia, 205 00:10:23,484 --> 00:10:27,350 first-class cabin all the way. 206 00:10:27,350 --> 00:10:29,663 This guy, Ngo, arranged for two customs officials 207 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:32,217 to wave me through, so getting on the ship was no problem, 208 00:10:32,217 --> 00:10:34,012 and Ronnie Hanelli had arranged for a boat 209 00:10:34,012 --> 00:10:36,049 to pick up the bag that I tossed over the side 210 00:10:36,049 --> 00:10:38,810 just before we docked, so I was looking for a cook 211 00:10:38,810 --> 00:10:40,432 or a steward who could use a little cash, 212 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:41,882 keep his mouth shut. 213 00:10:41,882 --> 00:10:42,849 Then the ship sank. 214 00:10:42,849 --> 00:10:45,852 [People screaming] 215 00:10:45,852 --> 00:10:50,028 ♪♪ 216 00:10:50,028 --> 00:10:52,272 Aaah! 217 00:10:52,272 --> 00:10:53,929 [Grunts] 218 00:10:53,929 --> 00:10:55,931 Well, fuck me. 219 00:10:57,380 --> 00:10:58,899 Okay. 220 00:10:58,899 --> 00:11:00,452 Honey, I'm done. 221 00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:03,973 No, no, don't get up. 222 00:11:03,973 --> 00:11:06,631 From where I sit, I can plainly see the letters, 223 00:11:06,631 --> 00:11:08,288 every single one of them. 224 00:11:08,288 --> 00:11:10,083 Could have used your help. 225 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:12,637 Took me damn near all day to spell it, 226 00:11:12,637 --> 00:11:14,743 but another plane ain't gonna miss me -- 227 00:11:14,743 --> 00:11:16,883 I mean, us. 228 00:11:16,883 --> 00:11:18,988 If there is another plane. 229 00:11:18,988 --> 00:11:20,645 [Sighs] 230 00:11:20,645 --> 00:11:24,787 You know, darling, my foot has been throbbing constantly, 231 00:11:24,787 --> 00:11:26,409 and the swelling and discoloration 232 00:11:26,409 --> 00:11:28,204 is getting more and more advanced. 233 00:11:28,204 --> 00:11:29,447 ♪♪ 234 00:11:29,447 --> 00:11:32,243 I think we may have to amputate. 235 00:11:32,243 --> 00:11:34,797 Shit. 236 00:11:34,797 --> 00:11:37,110 All I can think about is what Mockridge used to say 237 00:11:37,110 --> 00:11:38,767 in basic anatomy. 238 00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:40,907 "Sooner or later," he'd say, "The question comes up 239 00:11:40,907 --> 00:11:43,357 "in every medical student's career -- 240 00:11:43,357 --> 00:11:46,257 how much shock trauma can the patient stand?" 241 00:11:46,257 --> 00:11:47,430 And he'd whack his pointer 242 00:11:47,430 --> 00:11:48,777 on the chart of the human body, 243 00:11:48,777 --> 00:11:49,916 hitting the liver, the kidneys, 244 00:11:49,916 --> 00:11:51,124 spleen, the heart. 245 00:11:51,124 --> 00:11:52,712 Cut to its base level, students, 246 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,852 the answer is always another question. 247 00:11:54,852 --> 00:11:57,544 How badly does the patient want to survive? 248 00:11:57,544 --> 00:11:59,373 ♪♪ 249 00:11:59,373 --> 00:12:03,653 So I have decided to amputate my foot. 250 00:12:03,653 --> 00:12:05,517 The good thing is, I have matches, a needle, 251 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:08,831 thread from the sewing kit, and 2 kilos of painkiller, 252 00:12:08,831 --> 00:12:11,731 although hardly the type I'd prescribe. 253 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,285 It's been four days of no food, 254 00:12:14,285 --> 00:12:15,493 and if I wait any longer, 255 00:12:15,493 --> 00:12:17,529 I run a greater risk of fainting 256 00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:20,256 from a combination of shock and hunger 257 00:12:20,256 --> 00:12:22,017 in the middle of the operation. 258 00:12:22,017 --> 00:12:23,950 Then I would bleed to death. 259 00:12:23,950 --> 00:12:26,538 This may be my last entry. 260 00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:29,196 But I think I'm gonna make it. 261 00:12:29,196 --> 00:12:31,267 But don't I always? 262 00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:33,097 And they really are doing marvelous things 263 00:12:33,097 --> 00:12:35,478 with artificial limbs these days. 264 00:12:35,478 --> 00:12:38,619 I can get along with one foot quite nicely. 265 00:12:38,619 --> 00:12:43,417 Okay, time to see if I'm as good a doctor as I think I am. 266 00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:45,626 ♪♪ 267 00:12:45,626 --> 00:12:48,802 [Screams] 268 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,493 ♪♪ 269 00:12:50,493 --> 00:12:54,083 I'm close to digging the stitches out with my fingers, 270 00:12:54,083 --> 00:12:57,190 letting the blood flow into the sand. 271 00:12:57,190 --> 00:13:00,158 Anything to be rid of this maddening itch. 272 00:13:00,158 --> 00:13:03,990 ♪♪ 273 00:13:03,990 --> 00:13:09,581 So I count backwards from 100 and snort the heroin. 274 00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:12,792 I have no idea how much I've snorted, 275 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:16,347 but I've pretty much been stoned since the operation. 276 00:13:16,347 --> 00:13:19,177 It depresses hunger, you know? 277 00:13:19,177 --> 00:13:21,007 ♪♪ 278 00:13:21,007 --> 00:13:22,525 Weird. 279 00:13:22,525 --> 00:13:26,184 I'm hardly aware of being hungry at all, 280 00:13:26,184 --> 00:13:29,256 like this distant gnawing. 281 00:13:29,256 --> 00:13:31,603 I could easily ignore it, 282 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:34,054 but I can't. 283 00:13:34,054 --> 00:13:35,711 Gotta eat. 284 00:13:35,711 --> 00:13:38,403 ♪♪ 285 00:13:38,403 --> 00:13:40,474 [Plane engine humming] 286 00:13:40,474 --> 00:13:42,683 Huh? No. 287 00:13:42,683 --> 00:13:45,134 No! No! 288 00:13:45,134 --> 00:13:47,067 [Grunts] Help! 289 00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:48,241 Hey. 290 00:13:48,241 --> 00:13:51,244 [Groaning] 291 00:13:51,244 --> 00:13:54,005 ♪♪ 292 00:13:54,005 --> 00:13:57,146 Lobster, mmm, 293 00:13:57,146 --> 00:13:58,423 garlic bread... 294 00:13:58,423 --> 00:14:00,391 [Chuckles] 295 00:14:00,391 --> 00:14:04,913 Oh, mother's lasagna, 296 00:14:04,913 --> 00:14:08,261 prime rib, peach melba, 297 00:14:08,261 --> 00:14:11,540 onion rings. 298 00:14:11,540 --> 00:14:14,370 Gloria: Hey. 299 00:14:14,370 --> 00:14:15,578 Richard. 300 00:14:17,926 --> 00:14:19,755 You need to eat. 301 00:14:19,755 --> 00:14:21,274 I'm right here. 302 00:14:21,274 --> 00:14:23,345 ♪♪ 303 00:14:23,345 --> 00:14:24,794 Let's face it. 304 00:14:26,106 --> 00:14:29,489 I might be better than nothing. 305 00:14:29,489 --> 00:14:31,801 What are your alternatives? 306 00:14:31,801 --> 00:14:33,010 ♪♪ 307 00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:34,459 [Groans] 308 00:14:34,459 --> 00:14:37,462 [Gurgles] 309 00:14:37,462 --> 00:14:39,292 ♪♪ 310 00:14:39,292 --> 00:14:42,019 It's fourth quarter, down by three, third and long. 311 00:14:42,019 --> 00:14:45,229 Pinzetti goes back to pass. 312 00:14:45,229 --> 00:14:48,163 I was convinced it was gonna fly off, but it didn't. 313 00:14:48,163 --> 00:14:50,165 The pain from my stump was excruciating, 314 00:14:50,165 --> 00:14:52,615 but this asshole bird strutting back and forth 315 00:14:52,615 --> 00:14:53,927 with its meaty breast thrown out 316 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,930 like some avian general reviewing his troops, 317 00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:59,484 my insides tightened with hunger. 318 00:14:59,484 --> 00:15:01,417 100, 319 00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:03,592 99, 98... 320 00:15:03,592 --> 00:15:04,731 [Seagull screeching] [Stomach rumbling] 321 00:15:04,731 --> 00:15:06,802 98... 322 00:15:06,802 --> 00:15:09,805 I couldn't afford to miss, couldn't commit 323 00:15:09,805 --> 00:15:11,980 'cause I couldn't afford to fuck this up 324 00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:14,637 because if I did, I knew exactly what that meant. 325 00:15:14,637 --> 00:15:16,639 Gloria. 326 00:15:16,639 --> 00:15:19,711 ♪♪ 327 00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,921 [Grunts] [Seagull yelps, shrieks] 328 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,095 It's the race of the cripples. 329 00:15:24,095 --> 00:15:25,994 [Grunting] 330 00:15:25,994 --> 00:15:28,651 No, no! Don't you fucking dare! 331 00:15:28,651 --> 00:15:30,308 [Grunts] 332 00:15:30,308 --> 00:15:33,208 [Seagull cawing] 333 00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:36,004 [Stomach rumbling] 334 00:15:36,004 --> 00:15:38,109 Would have gotten there faster, 335 00:15:38,109 --> 00:15:39,421 but my hands... 336 00:15:39,421 --> 00:15:41,423 must protect the hands. 337 00:15:41,423 --> 00:15:43,563 I may need them again. 338 00:15:43,563 --> 00:15:45,392 ♪♪ 339 00:15:45,392 --> 00:15:46,911 Gloria. 340 00:15:46,911 --> 00:15:50,087 The storm washed her away. 341 00:15:50,087 --> 00:15:54,574 ♪♪ 342 00:15:54,574 --> 00:15:56,334 [Grunts] 343 00:15:56,334 --> 00:16:00,028 I've -- I've amputated the other foot. 344 00:16:00,028 --> 00:16:01,650 [Thunder crashes] 345 00:16:01,650 --> 00:16:04,825 Strange... 346 00:16:04,825 --> 00:16:07,518 All through the operation, 347 00:16:07,518 --> 00:16:10,279 I was drooling. 348 00:16:10,279 --> 00:16:11,280 ♪♪ 349 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:14,732 Just like when I saw the gull, 350 00:16:14,732 --> 00:16:18,563 drooling helplessly... 351 00:16:18,563 --> 00:16:20,945 like an idiot. 352 00:16:20,945 --> 00:16:24,431 I'm out of food, and I have no choice. 353 00:16:24,431 --> 00:16:26,364 It tastes like 354 00:16:26,364 --> 00:16:31,473 cold roast beef... 355 00:16:31,473 --> 00:16:34,338 cold... 356 00:16:34,338 --> 00:16:37,479 roast beef. 357 00:16:37,479 --> 00:16:39,136 [Thunder crashes] 358 00:16:39,136 --> 00:16:41,966 [Rain pattering] 359 00:16:41,966 --> 00:16:44,175 [Sinister laughter] 360 00:16:44,175 --> 00:16:46,798 ♪♪ 361 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,284 Oh, look at that. 362 00:16:49,284 --> 00:16:52,770 I'm beginning to feel half-human again. 363 00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:54,944 Half-human, 364 00:16:54,944 --> 00:16:59,087 or maybe a quarter-human, 365 00:16:59,087 --> 00:17:01,192 or an eighth. 366 00:17:01,192 --> 00:17:03,505 [Groans] 367 00:17:03,505 --> 00:17:07,026 ♪♪ 368 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,201 [Chomping] 369 00:17:10,201 --> 00:17:11,685 Ugh! [Sputters] 370 00:17:11,685 --> 00:17:14,343 [Coughing] 371 00:17:14,343 --> 00:17:15,655 ♪♪ 372 00:17:15,655 --> 00:17:17,105 It's day 18. 373 00:17:17,105 --> 00:17:20,246 I noticed the storm washed away my "help" sign, 374 00:17:20,246 --> 00:17:23,076 along with what was left of Gloria. 375 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:26,907 That was three days ago, I think. 376 00:17:26,907 --> 00:17:29,565 Have I been that stoned? 377 00:17:29,565 --> 00:17:32,430 I need to watch it, cut down my dosage. 378 00:17:32,430 --> 00:17:35,882 What if a ship would have gone by while I was tripping? 379 00:17:35,882 --> 00:17:37,608 ♪♪ 380 00:17:37,608 --> 00:17:42,199 Need -- Need to protect the hands, no matter what. 381 00:17:42,199 --> 00:17:44,580 [Liquid trickling] 382 00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:45,616 [Fluttering] 383 00:17:45,616 --> 00:17:48,550 [Seagull screeching] 384 00:17:48,550 --> 00:18:04,738 ♪♪ 385 00:18:04,738 --> 00:18:06,430 [Groaning] 386 00:18:06,430 --> 00:18:09,088 Took off my right leg at the knee. 387 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,917 Lost a lot of blood. 388 00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:12,781 ♪♪ 389 00:18:12,781 --> 00:18:16,612 The pain was excruciating in spite of the heroin. 390 00:18:16,612 --> 00:18:17,889 [Pencil scratching] 391 00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:21,859 Shock trauma would have killed a lesser man. 392 00:18:21,859 --> 00:18:24,862 How badly does the patient wanna survive? 393 00:18:26,312 --> 00:18:29,038 Let me answer with a question. 394 00:18:29,038 --> 00:18:31,869 How badly does the patient wanna live? 395 00:18:36,943 --> 00:18:39,532 "Doctor, was the operation necessary?" 396 00:18:39,532 --> 00:18:42,638 [chuckles] 397 00:18:42,638 --> 00:18:45,883 I dreamt about Phil Hammersmith's barbecue pit, 398 00:18:45,883 --> 00:18:49,404 sitting on his porch at dusk with drinks in our hands 399 00:18:49,404 --> 00:18:52,027 talking about surgical procedures 400 00:18:52,027 --> 00:18:54,202 or golf or something. 401 00:18:55,824 --> 00:19:02,382 The breeze picks up the sweet smell of roasting pork. 402 00:19:02,382 --> 00:19:04,350 [Breathing heavily] 403 00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:07,249 Sweet Jesus... 404 00:19:07,249 --> 00:19:10,321 The smell of roasting pork... 405 00:19:10,321 --> 00:19:14,843 [Sobs softly] 406 00:19:14,843 --> 00:19:17,880 Took the other leg last night. 407 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,296 [Groans] 408 00:19:19,296 --> 00:19:22,471 I couldn't stop my hands from shaking. 409 00:19:22,471 --> 00:19:25,405 So much blood under my fingernails. 410 00:19:25,405 --> 00:19:28,926 I remember the anatomical models from med school, 411 00:19:28,926 --> 00:19:31,722 but I can't even look down... 412 00:19:31,722 --> 00:19:34,000 [Moaning] No. No way, no -- 413 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,105 No how. 414 00:19:36,105 --> 00:19:38,763 But I get it. [Laughing] 415 00:19:38,763 --> 00:19:41,076 I know --I know what I need to do. 416 00:19:41,076 --> 00:19:42,733 [Mumbling] 417 00:19:42,733 --> 00:19:46,081 What they're doing with artificial limbs these days, 418 00:19:46,081 --> 00:19:48,394 I could be good as new. 419 00:19:48,394 --> 00:19:51,500 I could come back to this place and tell everyone 420 00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:55,608 that this -- that this is where it happened. 421 00:19:55,608 --> 00:19:57,748 [Gasping] 422 00:19:57,748 --> 00:20:01,959 ♪♪ 423 00:20:01,959 --> 00:20:05,134 [Sobbing] 424 00:20:05,134 --> 00:20:07,206 Don't dare, 425 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,724 but no choice. 426 00:20:10,554 --> 00:20:13,246 How do I tie off the femoral artery? 427 00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:17,077 It's as big as a highway up there. 428 00:20:17,077 --> 00:20:20,564 I just wish I could stop drooling. 429 00:20:23,774 --> 00:20:26,086 There's nothing left of my face 430 00:20:26,086 --> 00:20:28,434 but a skin-covered skull. 431 00:20:28,434 --> 00:20:30,884 I must be insane by now. 432 00:20:30,884 --> 00:20:32,817 I'm a monster. 433 00:20:32,817 --> 00:20:37,857 [Low tone] 434 00:20:37,857 --> 00:20:39,721 Nothing left below the groin, 435 00:20:39,721 --> 00:20:41,032 just a freak, 436 00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:43,794 a head attached to a torso 437 00:20:43,794 --> 00:20:48,626 dragging itself along the sand by its elbows. 438 00:20:48,626 --> 00:20:52,941 A crab, a stoned crab. 439 00:20:52,941 --> 00:20:55,840 [Laughing] 440 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:58,291 They say you are what you eat, right? 441 00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:03,434 So I haven't changed much. 442 00:21:03,434 --> 00:21:10,545 ♪♪ 443 00:21:10,545 --> 00:21:13,789 Been seeing my father. 444 00:21:13,789 --> 00:21:16,930 When he was drunk, he lost all of his English, 445 00:21:16,930 --> 00:21:21,038 not that he had anything to say, dipstick. 446 00:21:21,038 --> 00:21:22,729 I was so glad to get out of your house, 447 00:21:22,729 --> 00:21:26,561 you fucking piece of shit, know-nothing loser. 448 00:21:26,561 --> 00:21:28,217 I made it. 449 00:21:28,217 --> 00:21:30,875 I walked away from you! 450 00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:32,532 ♪♪ 451 00:21:32,532 --> 00:21:36,295 Left hand washes the right. 452 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,780 Don't let the left hand know 453 00:21:38,780 --> 00:21:40,885 what the right one is doing. 454 00:21:40,885 --> 00:21:43,750 One potato, two potato. 455 00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:45,407 Who cares? 456 00:21:45,407 --> 00:21:48,203 This hand, that hand, 457 00:21:48,203 --> 00:21:52,172 good food, good meat. 458 00:21:52,172 --> 00:21:54,105 Let's eat. 459 00:21:55,417 --> 00:21:57,661 Ladyfingers... 460 00:21:57,661 --> 00:22:01,665 They taste just like ladyfingers. 461 00:22:01,665 --> 00:22:02,907 [Chewing] 462 00:22:02,907 --> 00:22:05,634 Ladyfingers... 463 00:22:05,634 --> 00:22:08,465 Fingers... 464 00:22:08,465 --> 00:22:10,915 Fingers. 465 00:22:10,915 --> 00:22:12,779 [Laughing] 466 00:22:12,779 --> 00:22:16,093 [Seagulls screeching] 467 00:22:16,093 --> 00:22:46,779 ♪♪ 468 00:22:46,779 --> 00:22:48,263 [Cellphone vibrates] 469 00:22:48,263 --> 00:22:49,782 ♪ No, you don't ♪ 470 00:22:49,782 --> 00:22:52,957 ♪ Try to talk me outta seeing ghosts ♪ 471 00:22:52,957 --> 00:22:56,789 ♪ The dead don't scare me, so you know I won't ♪ 472 00:22:56,789 --> 00:23:00,344 ♪ I try to hide from all my ghosts, all my ghosts ♪ 473 00:23:00,344 --> 00:23:04,383 Blake: I'm only trying this because I'm so bored, 474 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:07,247 I wish I was dead. 475 00:23:12,977 --> 00:23:14,220 Hi, Twitter. 476 00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:16,153 Wanna know what I'm doing? 477 00:23:16,153 --> 00:23:21,123 Oh, how to say this in 280 characters or less? 478 00:23:21,123 --> 00:23:23,643 Screaming inside. 479 00:23:23,643 --> 00:23:27,026 Oh, my, didn't that sound melodramatic? 480 00:23:27,026 --> 00:23:28,303 Let's try this again. 481 00:23:28,303 --> 00:23:30,339 Hello, Twitterverse. 482 00:23:30,339 --> 00:23:33,342 I am Blake, and Blake is me. 483 00:23:33,342 --> 00:23:37,139 What am I doing? Counting seconds. 484 00:23:37,139 --> 00:23:40,695 Only about, uh, 50,000 more until we finish 485 00:23:40,695 --> 00:23:44,837 what is hopefully the last family trip of my life. 486 00:23:44,837 --> 00:23:47,356 [Notification chimes] 487 00:23:47,356 --> 00:23:49,876 It's been all downhill since we got to Colorado, 488 00:23:49,876 --> 00:23:52,983 and I don't mean on my snowboard. 489 00:23:52,983 --> 00:23:55,813 We were supposed to spend the break boarding and skiing, 490 00:23:55,813 --> 00:23:58,333 but it's too cold and won't stop snowing, 491 00:23:58,333 --> 00:24:00,887 so we had to go to plan B. 492 00:24:00,887 --> 00:24:04,270 What's plan B? Oh, I'm so glad you asked. 493 00:24:04,270 --> 00:24:07,376 Plan B is Mom and I face off in a contest 494 00:24:07,376 --> 00:24:12,105 to see who can make the other cry hot tears of rage first. 495 00:24:12,105 --> 00:24:15,488 She is the bitch queen of Bitchtopia. 496 00:24:15,488 --> 00:24:17,179 Our van is looking like the setting 497 00:24:17,179 --> 00:24:20,528 for a cage match duel to the death, 498 00:24:20,528 --> 00:24:23,634 all of us jammed in together for three days. 499 00:24:23,634 --> 00:24:25,394 Who will emerge alive? 500 00:24:25,394 --> 00:24:28,225 Place your bets, ladies and germs. 501 00:24:28,225 --> 00:24:31,055 Personally, I predict no survivors. 502 00:24:31,055 --> 00:24:34,645 [Crowd cheering] 503 00:24:34,645 --> 00:24:37,821 [Notification chimes, cellphone camera clicks] 504 00:24:37,821 --> 00:24:39,892 You know what bitchy thing she said to me 505 00:24:39,892 --> 00:24:41,756 a couple hours ago? 506 00:24:41,756 --> 00:24:43,827 She said the reason that I hate Colorado 507 00:24:43,827 --> 00:24:46,312 is because I can't blog about it. 508 00:24:46,312 --> 00:24:48,625 She's always saying social media is more real 509 00:24:48,625 --> 00:24:51,697 for me and my friends than the world. 510 00:24:51,697 --> 00:24:55,183 For us, nothing really happens until someone posts about it. 511 00:24:57,012 --> 00:24:59,601 She says the internet is life validation. 512 00:24:59,601 --> 00:25:01,223 Validating what? 513 00:25:01,223 --> 00:25:03,674 I told her I only have, like, 40 followers on here, 514 00:25:03,674 --> 00:25:05,538 so the only thing it's validating 515 00:25:05,538 --> 00:25:07,885 is that I'm a total loser. 516 00:25:07,885 --> 00:25:10,163 [Notification chimes] 517 00:25:10,163 --> 00:25:11,786 Then she says people do social media 518 00:25:11,786 --> 00:25:14,720 because they're scared to die. 519 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,791 Ooh, so deep. 520 00:25:16,791 --> 00:25:19,138 She said no one ever blogs about their own death. 521 00:25:19,138 --> 00:25:22,486 No one's status ever says, "dead." 522 00:25:22,486 --> 00:25:24,350 People go online to hide from death 523 00:25:24,350 --> 00:25:27,422 and wind up hiding from life -- crap like that. 524 00:25:27,422 --> 00:25:29,631 She ought to write fortune cookies for a living. 525 00:25:29,631 --> 00:25:33,014 I told Mom, no, the reason I hate Colorado 526 00:25:33,014 --> 00:25:38,364 is 'cause I'm stuck with her, and it's all way too real. 527 00:25:38,364 --> 00:25:40,193 ♪ Round and round and round ♪ 528 00:25:40,193 --> 00:25:42,333 ♪ Been there for you to say ♪ 529 00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:46,130 ♪ Get outta my face ♪ 530 00:25:46,130 --> 00:25:48,995 ♪ Coming down the mountain in the snow♪ 531 00:25:48,995 --> 00:25:51,791 ♪ We'll be coming down the mountain in the snow♪ 532 00:25:51,791 --> 00:25:55,761 One more hairpin turn, and my stomach's gonna blow. 533 00:25:55,761 --> 00:25:59,109 Seriously, my contribution to this glorious family moment 534 00:25:59,109 --> 00:26:02,940 will be when I barf on Eric's head. 535 00:26:02,940 --> 00:26:06,081 If we wind up in a snow bank and have a Donner party, 536 00:26:06,081 --> 00:26:10,258 I know whose ass they'll be chewing on first -- mine. 537 00:26:10,258 --> 00:26:11,880 Of course, my survival skills would amount 538 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,918 to Twittering madly for someone to rescue us. 539 00:26:14,918 --> 00:26:17,852 Mom would make a slingshot out of rubber from the tires, 540 00:26:17,852 --> 00:26:20,337 kill squirrels with it, make a fur bikini out of them, 541 00:26:20,337 --> 00:26:22,891 and be super sad when we were rescued. 542 00:26:22,891 --> 00:26:25,376 Dad would go out of his mind 543 00:26:25,376 --> 00:26:28,172 because we'd have to burn his books to stay warm. 544 00:26:28,172 --> 00:26:29,691 [Chuckles] 545 00:26:29,691 --> 00:26:31,244 Eric would put on a pair of my leggings-- 546 00:26:31,244 --> 00:26:32,867 not to stay warm, 547 00:26:32,867 --> 00:26:35,628 just 'cause my little brother wants to wear my leggings. 548 00:26:35,628 --> 00:26:37,009 I wrote that last bit 549 00:26:37,009 --> 00:26:38,942 'cause Eric was looking over my shoulder. 550 00:26:38,942 --> 00:26:41,807 The sick bastard said wearing my leggings is the closest 551 00:26:41,807 --> 00:26:44,913 he'll probably come to getting laid in high school. 552 00:26:44,913 --> 00:26:47,122 Mom taught him to knit while we were snowed in here 553 00:26:47,122 --> 00:26:48,710 in happy Colorado, 554 00:26:48,710 --> 00:26:51,333 and he knitted himself a cock sock. 555 00:26:51,333 --> 00:26:53,853 He's completely gross, but I love him. 556 00:26:53,853 --> 00:26:58,858 ♪ And I know, and I know you can't hear me ♪ 557 00:26:58,858 --> 00:27:01,896 It's snowing in the mountains, but not down here. 558 00:27:01,896 --> 00:27:04,139 Goodbye, beautiful mountains. 559 00:27:04,139 --> 00:27:07,626 Hello, not-so-beautiful Utah desert. 560 00:27:08,868 --> 00:27:11,526 Now Eric is trying on my leggings. 561 00:27:11,526 --> 00:27:12,941 He's so bored. 562 00:27:12,941 --> 00:27:16,807 Mom thinks it's funny, but Dad is stressing. 563 00:27:16,807 --> 00:27:18,671 I dared Eric to wear a skirt in the diner 564 00:27:18,671 --> 00:27:20,224 when we stop for food, 565 00:27:20,224 --> 00:27:22,019 and I promised him that if he does it, 566 00:27:22,019 --> 00:27:24,781 I'll invite a certain hot goth girl chick 567 00:27:24,781 --> 00:27:26,161 to the pool party in April 568 00:27:26,161 --> 00:27:29,440 so he can see her in her tacky bikini, 569 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,718 even though I don't like her. 570 00:27:30,718 --> 00:27:32,202 There's no way he'll do it. 571 00:27:32,202 --> 00:27:34,100 Oh, my God, he's doing it. 572 00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:36,068 Oh, my gosh, Mom can't stop laughing. 573 00:27:36,068 --> 00:27:39,002 Eric saves the day! [Laughs] 574 00:27:39,002 --> 00:27:40,417 Although now I have to invite 575 00:27:40,417 --> 00:27:42,488 that goth girl to the pool party. 576 00:27:42,488 --> 00:27:43,696 But she probably won't come. 577 00:27:43,696 --> 00:27:45,525 I think sunlight burns her. 578 00:27:47,148 --> 00:27:50,082 I was actually glad to be with these people right now, 579 00:27:50,082 --> 00:27:53,257 and for, like, three seconds, I liked Mom, 580 00:27:53,257 --> 00:27:55,639 but then she had to go and ruin everything. 581 00:27:55,639 --> 00:27:58,538 I seriously barely glanced at my phone, 582 00:27:58,538 --> 00:27:59,712 and I guess, like, the waitress 583 00:27:59,712 --> 00:28:01,127 was standing there or whatever, 584 00:28:01,127 --> 00:28:03,785 waiting for my order, and I didn't notice, 585 00:28:03,785 --> 00:28:05,753 and Mom had to trot out her stories 586 00:28:05,753 --> 00:28:07,133 about being a waitress herself 587 00:28:07,133 --> 00:28:09,618 and how demeaning it was not to be acknowledged, 588 00:28:09,618 --> 00:28:12,069 just to rub it in. 589 00:28:12,069 --> 00:28:13,761 And she can be, like, completely right, 590 00:28:13,761 --> 00:28:16,833 and I can still hate how she makes me feel like shit 591 00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:20,008 every chance she gets. 592 00:28:20,008 --> 00:28:23,874 Don't tell her I said she was completely right. 593 00:28:23,874 --> 00:28:26,739 Smug bitch. 594 00:28:29,224 --> 00:28:31,986 Now Mom's berating Dad because some detour 595 00:28:31,986 --> 00:28:35,852 he accidentally took added 100 miles to our trip. 596 00:28:35,852 --> 00:28:38,371 [Notification chimes] 597 00:28:38,371 --> 00:28:41,340 Eric, I am psychically willing you 598 00:28:41,340 --> 00:28:44,861 to find some reason to get off the road. 599 00:28:44,861 --> 00:28:46,690 Put the leggings back on. 600 00:28:46,690 --> 00:28:49,658 Say you have to pee, anything, please. 601 00:28:49,658 --> 00:28:52,351 ♪♪ 602 00:28:52,351 --> 00:28:54,560 No, no, no, Eric, no! 603 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:55,975 When I was sending you psychic signals, 604 00:28:55,975 --> 00:28:57,528 this is not what I meant. 605 00:28:57,528 --> 00:28:59,634 Even Mom doesn't wanna stop. 606 00:28:59,634 --> 00:29:01,084 Write it down, kids. 607 00:29:01,084 --> 00:29:04,604 First time in two years we've agreed on anything. 608 00:29:04,604 --> 00:29:06,606 Ugh, Dad is being a prick now, 609 00:29:06,606 --> 00:29:07,987 says, "Well, I could use a break 610 00:29:07,987 --> 00:29:10,403 from being in the car with you jackasses." 611 00:29:10,403 --> 00:29:11,508 Thanks, Dad. 612 00:29:11,508 --> 00:29:13,510 Love you, too. 613 00:29:13,510 --> 00:29:16,962 ♪♪ 614 00:29:16,962 --> 00:29:19,930 Yeah, this looks super popular. 615 00:29:19,930 --> 00:29:22,277 616 00:29:22,277 --> 00:29:23,658 Circus of the Dead? 617 00:29:23,658 --> 00:29:26,178 More like Circus of the Lame. 618 00:29:26,178 --> 00:29:29,629 The ticket guy looks really sick -- 619 00:29:29,629 --> 00:29:31,908 Not funny sick. Sick-sick. 620 00:29:31,908 --> 00:29:33,737 How you doing? He smells, too. 621 00:29:33,737 --> 00:29:34,911 [Coughing] 622 00:29:34,911 --> 00:29:36,395 Mom says to be sure to keep doing 623 00:29:36,395 --> 00:29:38,259 whatever you're doing on your phone. 624 00:29:38,259 --> 00:29:39,778 She wouldn't want me to look up and, 625 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:42,263 I don't know, see something happening. 626 00:29:42,263 --> 00:29:43,885 The only thing that's gonna happen here 627 00:29:43,885 --> 00:29:46,301 is one of us is gonna get the plague. 628 00:29:46,301 --> 00:29:48,717 Mom just told Dad that I'll love the circus 629 00:29:48,717 --> 00:29:51,341 'cause it'll be just like the Internet. 630 00:29:51,341 --> 00:29:53,377 YouTube is full of clowns, she says. 631 00:29:53,377 --> 00:29:54,965 Facebook is full of fire-breathers, 632 00:29:54,965 --> 00:29:57,105 and blogs are for people who can't live 633 00:29:57,105 --> 00:29:59,867 without a spotlight on them. 634 00:29:59,867 --> 00:30:02,007 I'm gonna tweet, like, five times a minute 635 00:30:02,007 --> 00:30:04,630 and make her insane. 636 00:30:04,630 --> 00:30:08,668 Come on. Don't -- There we go. 637 00:30:08,668 --> 00:30:11,430 The usher is a weird old guy. 638 00:30:11,430 --> 00:30:13,812 Dad says he looks like Mickey Rooney, 639 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:15,606 whoever that is. 640 00:30:15,606 --> 00:30:18,195 Uh, he has on a hazmat suit. 641 00:30:18,195 --> 00:30:20,853 He says it's so he won't get bitten. 642 00:30:20,853 --> 00:30:23,131 [Sinister laughing] 643 00:30:23,131 --> 00:30:25,340 It is dark as hell in here. 644 00:30:25,340 --> 00:30:28,481 I almost fell twice getting to our seats. 645 00:30:28,481 --> 00:30:33,279 ♪♪ 646 00:30:33,279 --> 00:30:36,627 Ugh, this circus reeks. 647 00:30:36,627 --> 00:30:39,354 I don't know what I'm smelling. 648 00:30:39,354 --> 00:30:41,046 Are those the animals? 649 00:30:41,046 --> 00:30:43,393 Call PETA and the fire marshal. 650 00:30:43,393 --> 00:30:45,567 It's totally claustrophobic. 651 00:30:45,567 --> 00:30:46,914 We're so squished in, 652 00:30:46,914 --> 00:30:49,123 I don't think we could leave if we wanted to. 653 00:30:49,123 --> 00:30:50,641 [Notification chimes] 654 00:30:50,641 --> 00:30:53,127 Oh, wait, they just flipped on the spotlight. 655 00:30:53,127 --> 00:30:54,645 Showtime. 656 00:30:54,645 --> 00:30:57,614 Beating heart, restrain yourself. 657 00:30:57,614 --> 00:31:02,377 ♪♪ 658 00:31:02,377 --> 00:31:07,417 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Circus of the Dead! 659 00:31:07,417 --> 00:31:09,971 Well, that got Eric and Dad's attention. 660 00:31:09,971 --> 00:31:11,317 [Raspy breathing] 661 00:31:11,317 --> 00:31:13,733 Did I mention there are zombies in clown outfits, 662 00:31:13,733 --> 00:31:16,875 chasing her around? 663 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:19,049 Whoa, they almost grabbed her. 664 00:31:19,049 --> 00:31:20,740 Ooh, she's quick. 665 00:31:20,740 --> 00:31:23,053 She says she's been a prisoner of the circus 666 00:31:23,053 --> 00:31:25,262 for six weeks and survived 667 00:31:25,262 --> 00:31:27,299 because she learned the stilts fast. 668 00:31:27,299 --> 00:31:29,473 Says her boyfriend couldn't figure them out, fell down, 669 00:31:29,473 --> 00:31:31,648 and then he was eaten on the first night. 670 00:31:31,648 --> 00:31:33,788 This is not a joke! 671 00:31:33,788 --> 00:31:36,204 She walked right up to the wall under us 672 00:31:36,204 --> 00:31:39,449 and begged someone to pull her over and rescue her, 673 00:31:39,449 --> 00:31:42,590 but the guy in the front row just laughed. 674 00:31:42,590 --> 00:31:44,281 Eric is yelling that he'll save her. 675 00:31:44,281 --> 00:31:45,938 Eric: I'll save you! He just stood up 676 00:31:45,938 --> 00:31:47,457 and is flexing. 677 00:31:47,457 --> 00:31:50,218 I hope he doesn't get a cramp in his one ab. 678 00:31:50,218 --> 00:31:52,634 Mom says she can't take us anywhere. 679 00:31:52,634 --> 00:31:54,222 Uh, promise? 680 00:31:54,222 --> 00:31:56,880 Because I would like to be nowhere with these people 681 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,641 for the rest of ever. 682 00:31:59,641 --> 00:32:03,300 The skank mistress had to run away in a hurry 683 00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:07,270 before Zippo the Zombie knocked her off her stilts. 684 00:32:07,270 --> 00:32:10,204 It's actually all very well-choreographed. 685 00:32:10,204 --> 00:32:13,069 You can totally believe they're trying to get her. 686 00:32:13,069 --> 00:32:15,864 - Here at the Circus of the Dead, 687 00:32:15,864 --> 00:32:19,454 we always begin things with a bang. 688 00:32:19,454 --> 00:32:22,906 ♪♪ 689 00:32:22,906 --> 00:32:25,736 Eric says he has fantasies about a certain goth girl 690 00:32:25,736 --> 00:32:27,738 putting him in a rig like that. 691 00:32:27,738 --> 00:32:30,500 Ugh! 692 00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:32,088 This show would actually be a great date 693 00:32:32,088 --> 00:32:33,192 for the two of them. 694 00:32:33,192 --> 00:32:34,504 It's got a hint of sex, 695 00:32:34,504 --> 00:32:36,023 a whiff of bondage, 696 00:32:36,023 --> 00:32:38,577 and it's really, really morbid. 697 00:32:38,577 --> 00:32:41,235 Hmm, they just put a zombie in the cannon. 698 00:32:41,235 --> 00:32:43,237 [Raspy breathing] 699 00:32:43,237 --> 00:32:48,311 ♪♪ 700 00:32:48,311 --> 00:32:49,691 Yuck! 701 00:32:49,691 --> 00:32:52,384 They pointed the cannon at the crowd and fired it, 702 00:32:52,384 --> 00:32:56,664 and fucking zombie parts went everywhere. 703 00:32:56,664 --> 00:32:58,148 The guy in the row in front of us 704 00:32:58,148 --> 00:33:01,565 got smashed in the mouth with a flying shoe. 705 00:33:01,565 --> 00:33:03,153 He's bleeding and everything. 706 00:33:03,153 --> 00:33:05,121 Hello, lawsuit. 707 00:33:05,121 --> 00:33:06,777 Fucking yuck. 708 00:33:06,777 --> 00:33:09,056 There's still a foot inside the shoe. 709 00:33:09,056 --> 00:33:11,886 It's totally realistic-looking. 710 00:33:11,886 --> 00:33:13,577 The guy sitting in front of us 711 00:33:13,577 --> 00:33:16,408 just walked off with his wife to complain, 712 00:33:16,408 --> 00:33:18,410 same dude who laughed at the ringmistress 713 00:33:18,410 --> 00:33:19,583 when she asked for help. 714 00:33:19,583 --> 00:33:20,895 Part of me wants to leave, 715 00:33:20,895 --> 00:33:23,139 but the rest of me is watching this unfold 716 00:33:23,139 --> 00:33:26,314 like a car wreck I can't unsee. 717 00:33:26,314 --> 00:33:27,798 ♪♪ 718 00:33:27,798 --> 00:33:29,214 [Groans] 719 00:33:29,214 --> 00:33:34,564 Ugh, Dad had a zombie lip in his hair! 720 00:33:34,564 --> 00:33:36,704 I'm so glad I didn't eat lunch. 721 00:33:36,704 --> 00:33:41,364 It looks like a gummy worm, and it smells like ass. 722 00:33:41,364 --> 00:33:43,573 Naturally, Eric wants to keep it. 723 00:33:43,573 --> 00:33:45,057 [Cage squeaking] 724 00:33:45,057 --> 00:33:47,266 [Lion roars] 725 00:33:47,266 --> 00:33:49,510 Yay, a lion! 726 00:33:49,510 --> 00:33:51,201 [Lion roars] 727 00:33:51,201 --> 00:33:55,171 Ringmistress: This next act is the cat's meow. 728 00:33:55,171 --> 00:33:59,140 - Aww, I am still girl enough to like a big cat. 729 00:33:59,140 --> 00:34:00,624 [Lion roars] 730 00:34:00,624 --> 00:34:03,006 Oh, that's a really sad-looking lion. 731 00:34:03,006 --> 00:34:05,629 Not fun. 732 00:34:05,629 --> 00:34:08,460 They're opening the cage and sending in zombies, 733 00:34:08,460 --> 00:34:11,601 and he's hissing like a housecat. 734 00:34:11,601 --> 00:34:13,879 Damn! Lion power, whoo! 735 00:34:13,879 --> 00:34:17,538 Ew, not so much cheering now. 736 00:34:17,538 --> 00:34:20,058 He's got one, and he's tugging out its guts 737 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:23,475 like he's pulling on the end of a tug-of-war rope. 738 00:34:23,475 --> 00:34:25,373 They're sending in more zombies. 739 00:34:25,373 --> 00:34:28,411 [Roaring, squelching] 740 00:34:30,896 --> 00:34:33,450 Oh, gross! 741 00:34:33,450 --> 00:34:38,628 The zombies are passing around organ meat and hunks of fur. 742 00:34:38,628 --> 00:34:41,631 It's awful! Oh, I feel sick. 743 00:34:44,012 --> 00:34:47,292 Dad saw I was getting upset and told me how they did it. 744 00:34:47,292 --> 00:34:49,432 The cage has a false bottom, 745 00:34:49,432 --> 00:34:52,159 and they pulled the real lion out through the floor. 746 00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:54,713 Oh, you really get swept up in this thing. 747 00:34:54,713 --> 00:34:57,440 Ringmistress: And now, who is brave enough to join me? 748 00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,131 Now the ringmistress is back out 749 00:34:59,131 --> 00:35:01,168 asking for a volunteer. 750 00:35:01,168 --> 00:35:02,686 Uh, hard pass. 751 00:35:02,686 --> 00:35:06,173 That person is definitely contracting herpes. 752 00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,281 Mm, where'd Eric go? 753 00:35:11,281 --> 00:35:14,112 Probably went to barf after that lion act. 754 00:35:15,837 --> 00:35:17,632 WTF? 755 00:35:17,632 --> 00:35:20,773 The fire swallower just came out. 756 00:35:20,773 --> 00:35:23,328 ♪♪ 757 00:35:23,328 --> 00:35:25,882 One of the men in a hazmat suit -- 758 00:35:25,882 --> 00:35:28,333 Fuck me! They just stuck a torch down his throat, 759 00:35:28,333 --> 00:35:30,162 and now he's burning! 760 00:35:30,162 --> 00:35:31,439 ♪♪ 761 00:35:31,439 --> 00:35:32,785 He's running around with, like, 762 00:35:32,785 --> 00:35:34,166 smoke coming out of his mouth 763 00:35:34,166 --> 00:35:36,064 and fire coming out of his eyes 764 00:35:36,064 --> 00:35:38,688 like a jack-o-lant-- Oh! 765 00:35:38,688 --> 00:35:43,037 They just let him burn to death from the inside out! 766 00:35:43,037 --> 00:35:46,074 That's the realest thing I've ever seen. 767 00:35:46,074 --> 00:35:47,869 What's even realer is the corpse 768 00:35:47,869 --> 00:35:49,561 after the hazmat guys 769 00:35:49,561 --> 00:35:51,563 sprayed it down with a fire extinguisher. 770 00:35:51,563 --> 00:35:55,049 It looks so sad and shriveled. 771 00:35:55,049 --> 00:35:56,913 Oh, ringmistress is back. 772 00:35:56,913 --> 00:35:59,122 She's really weaving around. 773 00:35:59,122 --> 00:36:01,538 I think something's wrong with her ankle. 774 00:36:01,538 --> 00:36:04,092 She says someone from the audience has agreed 775 00:36:04,092 --> 00:36:06,233 to be tonight's sacrifice. 776 00:36:06,233 --> 00:36:09,684 She said he will be the lucky one. 777 00:36:09,684 --> 00:36:12,963 ♪♪ 778 00:36:12,963 --> 00:36:16,450 Oh, no! He did not! 779 00:36:16,450 --> 00:36:21,144 They just wheeled Eric out cuffed to a big wooden wheel. 780 00:36:21,144 --> 00:36:23,250 [Ding!] Did he just wink at us? 781 00:36:23,250 --> 00:36:25,252 Oh, psycho. 782 00:36:25,252 --> 00:36:28,082 Go, Eric! Whoo! 783 00:36:28,082 --> 00:36:32,638 ♪♪ 784 00:36:32,638 --> 00:36:33,915 They hauled out a zombie 785 00:36:33,915 --> 00:36:36,263 and chained him to a stake in the dirt, 786 00:36:36,263 --> 00:36:40,336 and there's a box in front of him full of hatchets. 787 00:36:40,336 --> 00:36:42,510 I don't like where this is going. 788 00:36:42,510 --> 00:36:44,478 [Zombie groaning] 789 00:36:44,478 --> 00:36:45,651 [Zombie grunts] 790 00:36:45,651 --> 00:36:48,378 [Screams] 791 00:36:48,378 --> 00:36:51,105 Someone screamed like they got it in the head. 792 00:36:51,105 --> 00:36:52,831 Obvious plant. 793 00:36:52,831 --> 00:36:57,353 [Laughter] 794 00:36:57,353 --> 00:36:58,871 Everyone's laughing now. 795 00:36:58,871 --> 00:37:00,356 The lion scene was a little grim, 796 00:37:00,356 --> 00:37:02,323 but we're back to funny again. 797 00:37:02,323 --> 00:37:05,844 Eric is spinning around and around on the wheel. 798 00:37:05,844 --> 00:37:07,466 I think he's gonna yak. 799 00:37:07,466 --> 00:37:09,088 ♪♪ 800 00:37:09,088 --> 00:37:12,230 Ooh, I am not as brave as Eric. 801 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:13,541 ♪♪ 802 00:37:13,541 --> 00:37:16,648 [Screams] 803 00:37:16,648 --> 00:37:18,477 [Notification chimes] 804 00:37:18,477 --> 00:37:20,997 Dad says it's a trick. He's fine. 805 00:37:20,997 --> 00:37:23,896 Says he'll probably come out later as a zombie. 806 00:37:23,896 --> 00:37:25,864 Aall a part of the show. 807 00:37:25,864 --> 00:37:27,659 [Sighs] 808 00:37:27,659 --> 00:37:30,006 Oh, yep. Looks like Dad's right. 809 00:37:30,006 --> 00:37:32,871 They've promised that he'll reemerge shortly. 810 00:37:32,871 --> 00:37:35,011 Ugh, Mom is wigging. 811 00:37:35,011 --> 00:37:37,255 She wants Dad to go check on Eric. 812 00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:40,430 She's starting to go nuts -- so embarrassing. 813 00:37:40,430 --> 00:37:43,606 Says that guy who got hit by the shoe never came back, 814 00:37:43,606 --> 00:37:46,160 and I don't really see what that has to do with Eric, 815 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:49,301 and besides, if I got hit by a flying shoe, 816 00:37:49,301 --> 00:37:51,683 I wouldn't come back either. 817 00:37:51,683 --> 00:37:54,582 Mom bullied Dad into checking on Eric. 818 00:37:54,582 --> 00:37:57,205 Sanity restored. 819 00:37:57,205 --> 00:38:01,002 This is why Eric volunteered. 820 00:38:01,002 --> 00:38:04,558 With the fishnets and all, she's very goth-hot. 821 00:38:04,558 --> 00:38:07,802 Ringmistress: This is it, folks. She's being weird. 822 00:38:07,802 --> 00:38:09,494 If I go off-script, they don't let me out of the ring. 823 00:38:09,494 --> 00:38:11,254 She says if she goes off-script, 824 00:38:11,254 --> 00:38:12,876 they don't let her out of the ring. 825 00:38:12,876 --> 00:38:14,740 Who cares? But she doesn't care. 826 00:38:14,740 --> 00:38:16,811 I twisted my ankle earlier. She twisted her ankle 827 00:38:16,811 --> 00:38:18,779 and knows tonight is her last night. 828 00:38:18,779 --> 00:38:20,712 Tonight is my final show. My name is... 829 00:38:20,712 --> 00:38:22,507 Says her name is...Both: Gail Ross. 830 00:38:22,507 --> 00:38:24,888 And she went to high school in Plano, 831 00:38:24,888 --> 00:38:27,753 was going to marry her boyfriend after college, 832 00:38:27,753 --> 00:38:29,410 says his name was Craig, 833 00:38:29,410 --> 00:38:31,205 and he wanted to teach. 834 00:38:31,205 --> 00:38:32,620 Nice backstory. 835 00:38:32,620 --> 00:38:34,967 I'm impressed with the attention to detail. 836 00:38:34,967 --> 00:38:39,178 Now she's saying that she's sorry for all of us. 837 00:38:39,178 --> 00:38:41,905 She says that they take our cars and dispose of them 838 00:38:41,905 --> 00:38:44,252 while we're in the tent and that, like, every year, 839 00:38:44,252 --> 00:38:48,498 12,000 people vanish on the road with no explanation. 840 00:38:48,498 --> 00:38:51,570 Their cars turn up empty or not at all. 841 00:38:51,570 --> 00:38:53,400 No one will miss us. 842 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:54,401 Creepy. 843 00:38:54,401 --> 00:38:56,817 Oh, here's Eric! 844 00:38:56,817 --> 00:38:59,475 His zombie makeup is really good. 845 00:38:59,475 --> 00:39:01,615 Most of the zombies are black and rotted, 846 00:39:01,615 --> 00:39:03,651 but he looks like a fresh kill. 847 00:39:03,651 --> 00:39:05,239 Still got the hatchet in the neck. 848 00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:08,276 And that looks totally fake. 849 00:39:08,276 --> 00:39:10,934 I just said he's not very good at being a zombie, 850 00:39:10,934 --> 00:39:13,730 and Mom told me to be supportive. 851 00:39:13,730 --> 00:39:15,042 Seriously? 852 00:39:15,042 --> 00:39:17,838 He isn't even trying to walk slow. 853 00:39:17,838 --> 00:39:20,772 ♪♪ 854 00:39:20,772 --> 00:39:24,016 Oh, shit, I hope that's part of the show. 855 00:39:24,016 --> 00:39:27,226 [Ringmistress screams] He just knocked her down. 856 00:39:27,226 --> 00:39:31,403 Eric, Eric, Eric! She hit the dirt really, really hard. 857 00:39:31,403 --> 00:39:33,819 Ringmistress: Oh, no. You fucking -- 858 00:39:33,819 --> 00:39:35,959 They're eating her like they ate the lion. 859 00:39:35,959 --> 00:39:38,445 Eric is playing with her guts? 860 00:39:38,445 --> 00:39:40,447 He's going totally method. 861 00:39:40,447 --> 00:39:41,931 Fucking gross. 862 00:39:41,931 --> 00:39:43,311 And to the 80 new followers 863 00:39:43,311 --> 00:39:45,762 I've gotten tonight, you're fucking gross, too. 864 00:39:45,762 --> 00:39:47,730 You guys will be disappointed tomorrow 865 00:39:47,730 --> 00:39:49,835 when I go back to tweeting about my breakfast. 866 00:39:49,835 --> 00:39:51,837 867 00:39:51,837 --> 00:39:58,050 ♪♪ 868 00:39:58,050 --> 00:39:59,880 Zombie cheerleaders? 869 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:01,709 They're making a human pyramid, 870 00:40:01,709 --> 00:40:05,506 or maybe I should say an inhuman pyramid. 871 00:40:05,506 --> 00:40:07,888 They're surprisingly good at it for zombies. 872 00:40:07,888 --> 00:40:09,234 Go, team! 873 00:40:09,234 --> 00:40:12,064 I wonder if they have a zombie spirit stick. 874 00:40:12,064 --> 00:40:16,206 Be aggressive. Zom-bie aggressive! 875 00:40:16,206 --> 00:40:19,693 Eric is climbing the pyramid like he knows what he's doing. 876 00:40:19,693 --> 00:40:22,765 He's up high enough to grab the wall around the ring. 877 00:40:22,765 --> 00:40:26,044 He's snarling at someone in the front row. 878 00:40:26,044 --> 00:40:28,149 I didn't know he was such a good actor. 879 00:40:28,149 --> 00:40:30,186 I wonder if they gave him, like, backstage training -- 880 00:40:30,186 --> 00:40:31,463 [Screams] 881 00:40:31,463 --> 00:40:34,639 [Growling, people screaming] 882 00:40:37,814 --> 00:40:40,161 This is really dangerous. 883 00:40:40,161 --> 00:40:41,749 It's so dark, 884 00:40:41,749 --> 00:40:44,372 and lots of people are screaming and running around! 885 00:40:44,372 --> 00:40:48,722 [Growling, people screaming] 886 00:40:48,722 --> 00:40:52,208 I can't say anything, or they'll hear. 887 00:40:52,208 --> 00:40:54,141 We're being very, very quiet. 888 00:40:54,141 --> 00:40:56,661 [Sobs softly] 889 00:40:56,661 --> 00:40:58,835 We're off I-70. 890 00:40:58,835 --> 00:41:02,390 Mom says exit 31, Utah. 891 00:41:02,390 --> 00:41:04,427 Never mind. Mom says we're in Arizona. 892 00:41:04,427 --> 00:41:05,566 Gosh, she's always correcting me. 893 00:41:05,566 --> 00:41:07,188 Damn it, Mom! 894 00:41:07,188 --> 00:41:10,226 [Woman screams] 895 00:41:13,540 --> 00:41:16,577 [Fly buzzing] 896 00:41:16,577 --> 00:41:20,063 The crowd-- Oh, God, that smell. 897 00:41:20,063 --> 00:41:22,583 [Flies buzz, rat squeaks] 898 00:41:22,583 --> 00:41:24,274 They were all dead. 899 00:41:24,274 --> 00:41:27,208 The people in the stands were all dead 900 00:41:27,208 --> 00:41:30,591 except for us and a few others. 901 00:41:30,591 --> 00:41:33,180 The corpses were roped together 902 00:41:33,180 --> 00:41:35,354 to the seats, like rotting mannequins, 903 00:41:35,354 --> 00:41:38,668 and we couldn't tell because it was so dark. 904 00:41:43,017 --> 00:41:45,295 It's quiet now, 905 00:41:45,295 --> 00:41:48,126 less screaming and growling. 906 00:41:48,126 --> 00:41:51,957 They're dragging people into piles and eating them. 907 00:41:51,957 --> 00:41:55,754 The man who got hit by the shoe earlier walked by, 908 00:41:55,754 --> 00:41:57,584 but he's a zombie now. 909 00:41:57,584 --> 00:41:59,275 [Hisses] 910 00:42:04,901 --> 00:42:07,248 Just Mom and me now. 911 00:42:07,248 --> 00:42:09,941 I love my mom. She's so brave. 912 00:42:09,941 --> 00:42:13,289 I love her so much, so much. 913 00:42:15,809 --> 00:42:19,364 I never meant any of the bad things, not one. 914 00:42:23,989 --> 00:42:25,681 [Whimpering] I'm so scared. 915 00:42:27,717 --> 00:42:30,306 They're searching to see if anyone is left. 916 00:42:33,861 --> 00:42:35,725 We're here waiting for help. 917 00:42:35,725 --> 00:42:39,073 Please forward this to everyone on Twitter. 918 00:42:39,073 --> 00:42:42,732 This is true, not an Internet prank. 919 00:42:42,732 --> 00:42:48,427 ♪♪ 920 00:42:48,427 --> 00:42:49,705 [Growls] 921 00:42:49,705 --> 00:42:52,949 Oh, God... [Sobs] 922 00:42:52,949 --> 00:42:54,192 It was Dad. 923 00:42:54,192 --> 00:42:57,022 [low growling] 924 00:42:57,022 --> 00:42:59,024 He went by, 925 00:42:59,024 --> 00:43:02,338 and Mom sat up and said his name, 926 00:43:02,338 --> 00:43:06,791 and -- and oh, God, not Dad! 927 00:43:06,791 --> 00:43:09,069 [Gasping] 928 00:43:09,069 --> 00:43:11,899 Mom? Mommy? 929 00:43:11,899 --> 00:43:14,592 [Growling] 930 00:43:17,525 --> 00:43:18,699 [Loud roar] 931 00:43:18,699 --> 00:43:25,257 Mommy! 932 00:43:25,257 --> 00:43:30,573 ♪♪ 933 00:43:30,573 --> 00:43:34,094 [Sinister laughing] 934 00:43:39,168 --> 00:43:42,136 [Keys clacking] 935 00:43:42,136 --> 00:44:35,534 ♪♪ 936 00:44:35,534 --> 00:44:37,536 Aaah! 937 00:44:37,536 --> 00:44:40,574 [Sinister laughing] 938 00:44:45,717 --> 00:45:00,594 ♪♪ 939 00:45:00,594 --> 00:45:01,595 [Thunder crashes] 940 00:45:01,595 --> 00:45:46,467 ♪♪